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elocinmuse:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

What do you think

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angels do in their free time?

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ARE THOSE FUCKING ANGELS PLAYING ON A GODDAMN SLIDE

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

bagmilk:

when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

jamesaleks:

towerofgavino:

captainmarvel:

how to become my otp:
1. bicker
2. secretly care about each other

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