What do you think
angels do in their free time?
ARE THOSE FUCKING ANGELS PLAYING ON A GODDAMN SLIDE
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
how to become my otp:
2. secretly care about each other